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“So how was it?” he asked.
“Great, it was really fun.”
“How was the music?” he asked.
“Great, it was really fun.”
With her EmuPass still on the floor of a rented Hyundai iMax outside Betoota Airport, Lucy Steerson was forced to buy another one this morning just so she’d be able to get the bus to work.
This weekend gone, the 26-year-old Virgo and a few close friends made the trip out to The West-By-Windorah Festival on the mail plane where they say they had the time of their young lives.
Speaking this Monday morning to The Advocate, Lucy said she’s still not sure if she actually had fun or not – judging by the way she’s currently feeling.
“We’ve all been there before right?” she said.
“Will I ever feel joy again? Are all my efforts in life in vain? Why do I even bother? Jesus Christ, don’t print any of that. What the hell is wrong with me? I don’t even know you; why am I telling you this?”
“Everyone at work is laughing at me and asking all these really involved questions that I simply cannot answer right now. Why are they like this? I’m never doing drugs again.”
Watching Lucy’s internal battle from afar was a fellow sales team member, John Forkman, who also took time out of his busy morning of doing fuck all to speak to our reporter about Lucy’s ongoing battle to not suddenly burst out in tears.
“I remember my first festival,” he laughed, condescendingly.
“She’ll be right. She just needs to get some bananas into her. Maybe even some salmon? I’m actually quite impressed she came in today. If I went to West-By-Windorah, I would’ve taken a sick day, that’s for sure.”
More to come.
