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Local dad Timothy Thomas (56) has been left wondering who in the hell he raised today after daughter Celia Thomas (16) left way too much meat on a drumstick.
Although Timmy is usually known for picking a roast chook carcass clean enough to display in a museum, some takeaway nights he leaves meat distribution to his wife and kids.
As Timmy did some housework last week, he gave himself the night off and let his family have at the chook as long as they saved him a wing, drumstick, breast, some thigh, and the other wing.
His lack of chicken jurisdiction did not stop Timmy from stepping in and telling someone else how to do it, especially after his eldest daughter attempted to discard a drumstick after what was described as ‘three pissy bites at best’.
“Woah, woah, woah, where are you going with that!” demanded Timmy, as his daughter tried to discard the drumstick.
“Crikey CC, you’re kidding yourself aren’t ya?”
“Give it here.”
According to Timmy’s family, he then proceeded to gnaw the remaining meat off the bone with forensic accuracy, leaving the bone looking like it had been buried for a couple of years.
“That is how ya do it.”
“You done with that potato?”
