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A dramatic hometown acquaintance, who is usually quick to publicise every single personal update online, has suddenly tied the knot out of nowhere.
Kerrothy Clydesdale (29) has never been one for keeping things to herself. In fact, she’s documented pretty much every day of her entire life since high school on social media.
But she’s never once mentioned this bloke. And nobody seems to know who he is, because he doesn’t seem to appear in any of her other posts.
After years of airing every single personal grievance and milestone online, including multiple public break ups and scandalous betrayal of trust within her ever-changing circle of ride-or-die girlfriends, Kerrothy had actually gone quiet in recent months.
The last time she’d treated her followers to an over-sharing of hometown drama was through a series of since-deleted posts about a relationship breakdown with her long-term on-and-off boyfriend who knows what he did. But the worse thing was her so-called friends who also knows what he did and smiled to her face but were actually were hiding things behind her back.
But it seems those days are over. Kerrothy has found the one.
This follows a burst of wedding photos posted to Facebook and Instagram. It’s a personal development so unexpected that many of her followers had to double check to make sure she wasn’t actually a 2nd or 3rd tier bridesmaid playing main character.
It’s not certain whether Kerrothy wanted this or not, but the rumour mill is in overdrive today. With both current locals and former local residents messaging back and forth to figure out what happened here.
While the beautiful bride deserves her privacy in the honeymoon stages of this unforeseeable matrimony, the unfortunate fact remains that Kerrothy’s has conditioned every person in her orbit to follow every update in her spectacularly dramatic life.
The most common theories are: 1, the rebound gone too far, 2, the shotgun wedding, 3, the rekindled teenage love… or 4, the most scandalous assumption, Kerrothy is ‘Jolene’.
