EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local bloke has this week vowed to go a whole month off the sauce, after viewing a rather damning video taken of him on his mate’s close friends stories this morning.
Feeling the taste of jaeger bombs ever present in his mouth and the telltale ‘furry teeth’, which suggested he’d been too fucked to brush his teeth last night, Anthony Drummond [32] was filled with the slightly anxious feeling anyone who has black spots in their night has experienced – which mingled with a searing headache, would ensure his day on the worksite would be pretty unbearable.
But it was watching a video of himself finding a button bag in his new jacket pocket, that really proved to be a wake up call.
“Oh my god guys, guys!!”, he’d exclaimed, inspecting the inside of his button bag with absolute glee, “I must have forgotten about these!”
“Should I double drop?”
“DOOO ITT!”, came the applause from his mates, who were either equally as drunk or thought it would be funny.
Though unharmed by dry swallowing two buttons, an embarrassed Anthony has concluded it might be time to start practicing some more healthy habits and laying off the booze.
Which will likely last until Friday evening.
More to come.
