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Australian language classes are getting our newest residences off to a good start by correctly teaching students to self deprecate after receiving a compliment.
English is one of the most widely spoken second languages in the world, in what was a genius move by continental Europeans to make sure they could always complain about the English without them knowing.
However, many people who speak English as a second language miss out on the subtleties of the tongue and incorrectly use it to convey emotion and honesty.
For that reason, the online and in-person English language courses at Betoota Community University teach students that any positive English interaction must be countered by some form of negativity.
“If Caitlan says to Bec ‘I like that top mate’, Bec is obliged to say back ‘none of my old stuff fits me, I’ve gotten too fat,’” explained English teacher Nicole Parsons, while teaching a class that would be more than prepared for when a compliment comes their way.
“This is just basic politeness.”
“Now if James starts telling Bruce about his problems, what does Bruce change the topic to?”
“Yes! Great answer Faraq! But what about when the footy isn’t on?”
“Exactly, the cricket! You’re doing great!”
Faraq then stated the only reason he got the answer correct is because he guessed it and still strongly believes he is bad at learning.
“Oh well done Faraq, we’ll make an Aussie out of you yet.”
