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A FACT ABOUT ME THAT SURPRISES PEOPLE: A local bachelor retained his dignity after creating a Hinge profile and resisting the urge to belt out a tune in response to a Hinge prompt.
The man, rumoured to possess a voice that rivals that of a dying cat, is redefining the norms of digital dating. It took serious self restraint to resist the urge to break out into his favourite song, Let Me Love You by Mario.
Single Women on the app rejoiced as this man’s profile didn’t have to be added to their long list of ‘new icks unlocked’.
“It’s extremely rare these day to come across a Hinge profile that doesn’t feature a guy breaking out into song”, Hannah remarked.
Despite the discipline displayed by sparing potential matches his cringe worthy vocals, this bachelor didn’t stray from the tried and tested route of featuring himself with a dog that isn’t his own, a group shot with ‘the boys’ and a remarkable photo of himself with a fish.
In a world where people who can’t sing are given a platform, this unique act of self-control stands out. It’s a reminder that sometimes, if you don’t have anything nice to sing, it’s best you not sing at all.
