LOUIS BURKE | Society | Contact
In an unsurprising update in the ‘lives’ of real estate agents, it has been revealed that the work fridge in a Betoota real estate agency is full of lunches labelled with pictures of everyone’s faces.
Clarence & Chode Real Estate has been a staple in the Betoota community for five years and a horrific thorn in the side for the following 15 years.
Like all real estate agents, Clarence & Chode make a habit of plastering their staff’s noggins all over their advertising materials, much like politicians but without the actual practical reasons behind getting people to like them.
While seen as desperation by many, this deepdive into the agency’s fridge has revealed that real estate agents really do just like to put their face on everything whether it is an advert, a For Sale sign or a leftover chicken biriyani.
“Check out this one,” said our informant, holding up a lunchbox labelled with a suited man’s punchable face.
“It says ‘Another Sunday Meal-Prep Salad Brought To You By Your Agent Lawrence Clarence.’ I don’t know why he got these stickers made, customers don’t even use this fridge.”
According to our inside sources, this obsessive and frankly inhumane habit real estate agents have with community-level notoriety has led to several incidents including a major plumbing problem due to everyone sticking their face onto their turds.
“The worst ones are the rental agents. Nothing to do with the sticker stuff, they’re just the worst ones, like in general. Filth. Pure human filth.”
More to come.
