WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT
A local man has confirmed to The Advocate today that he’s already had enough of this winter.
Speaking to our humble regional newspaper from the confines of his lunch room at the Betoota Heights Mitre Ten, Billy Walters has revealed that he’s ready for the warmer weather to arrive.
“I’ve had enough,” he sighed over some left over soup he made three nights ago.
“Getting up in the dark, getting home in the dark, being cold, then hot, then cold, all the time has me completely discombobulated.”
“I’m certainly fulfilling the stereotype of bulking in winter,” laughed the young man rubbing his belly like a Bluey character.
“These freezing winter mornings are doing absolute wonders for my morning gym routines.”
“Having the alarm go off in the pitch black, then reaching my arm out into the ice bath that is the air circulating inside my uninsulated and an unheated timber Queenslander is quite confronting.”
“It doesn’t exactly have me leaping out of bed,” laughed the man who gave up cold showers some weeks ago.
“Then I don’t really feel like going when it’s cold and dark and I could be at the pub after work.”
“Anyway, that’s enough of my whinging,” he sighed before opening his phone back up to mindlessly scroll social media.
