LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
Local woman Keira Donnelly (30) has just been served a taste of gentlemen’s justice inside a Betoota game shop today.
Looking to purchase a novelty board game for an upcoming game night she is forced to attend now she is 30, Donnelly entered Dicey Dungeon Games in Betoota’s Old City District at approximately 1pm.
Upon entering, Donnelly claims store owner Newton Fossaway (42) immediately identified her as a casual gamer.
“Catan is over there love,” Fossaway was heard saying.
“And we just got new Cards Against Humanity expansion packs.”
Wanting to prove the store owner’s preconceptions wrong, Donnelly enquired about some more complicated looking games but was punished with a 20 minute lecture about the virtues of deck building games.
“Do you know what deck building is? It’s a bit different from Finska to say the least…”
He then continued to ramble on to the point where she decided that she probably was happy to just be a casual gamer.
More to come.
