WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
A man from the popular Northern Rivers region of NSW has today revealed that he might not know which way is up.
A phrase which is often used by the older generation to sledge people with their heads unscrewed, Baden Clarke has today proven that he might be a more literal example of the sledge.
The young diesel mechanic from the vague area that is The Channon did so by telling a customer that he was planning on ‘heading up to Sydney this weekend.’
The confusing statement comes despite the fact that he lives nearly 800 kilometres north of the cesspit of Sydney.
“Yeah I’m just heading up there to see a mate,” he said to the confused customer who was beginning to question his own place in the world.
“Should be good, coming back down home on Sunday night, should be pretty dusty haha.”
The customer reportedly then decided to just let the comments go through to the keeper, given a few years of misinformation.
“Yeah I don’t need to be getting caught in some wormhole about the globe being flat and Sydney being south of where we currently are,” explained the customer.
“That stuff always ends in drama. You don’t talk about it up here unless you want a blue.”
More to come.
