LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT
A group of mates were put to the ultimate test today.
As group OG Josie Tan (26) showed off an engagement ring to her closest circle of friends, the smiles soon turned to cheeky grins as her friends quickly realised Josie’s ring was a deadset shocker.
“He designed it himself!” stated Tan, as if the questionable nature of every element of the matrimonial jewellery did not already make it obvious.
“It’s ethical and everything!”
Tan then cradled the odd looking ring while telling the girls the ring is based on her Chinese heritage as well as her partner’s Polish heritage, with influences taken from his mother’s own engagement ring resulting in a band that looks like a squashed moth rolled in glitter
“It looks great!” stated Lou, making sure to catch Jess’s eye with a look that says ‘we WILL talk later.’
“You get to wear it for the rest of your life!”
“Have you uploaded a picture of it yet?” asked Jess, hoping very much she sounded naturally curious rather than desperate to show it to everyone at work.
After paying appropriate tribute to Tan’s ring, the remainder of the girls made a list minute effort to meet up and ask each other what was going on with Nat’s engagement ring.
“How the fuck did she still say yes? I was surprised it wasn’t making her hand shrivel and die like Dumbledore!”
“It looked like it was based on her birthstone. Too bad she was born in the month where the birthstone is human shit!”
According to witnesses the cackling from the group of women was mistaken for a Black Mass, forcing several Christians to flee the area.
