EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Gold Coast man is alleged to have been booted out of a barbecue last weekend, after removing everyone’s drinks from the esky so he could partake in a DIY ice bath.
Taking some time off from his PT job to visit family in Betoota Heights, Hamish Haversford, 27 was reportedly received well despite being a ‘big city traitor’, up until the incident occurred – with his whole family still wondering what the fuck just happened.
“I was by the barbecue when I ask dad if he could grab me a beer, only to discover everything had been thrown on the grass”, says Hamish’s cousin, Alex, “and the fuckwit’s just sitting there in the esky with his eyes closed, obviously having some kind of tantric moment.”
“We asked him what the fuck he was doing and he had the nerve to act all confused.”
“Apparently everyone does that on the coast.”
“What the bloody hell is wrong with all of them?”
More to come.
