EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Ponds woman has this week been informed that none of her family give two shits that she’s graduated from university, after attempting to share the happy news in the family group chat.
After a very gruelling six years of blood, sweat and tears, Tamara Bishop [25] has finally completed her double degree in law and commerce – and by god, does she want she deserve some fucking praise for it!
“I just GRADUATED!”, she’d typed excitedly into the ‘Bishop Family’ group chat on Messenger, “I can’t believe it’s finally over!”
Popping in the obligatory graduation gown photo, Tamara patiently waited for all the praise and adoration of her hard work to come flowing in.
But unfortunately, half a decade’s worth of sacrifices to her mental health, sleep and social life were in no match for a photo of her three year old nephew Tommy, doing absolutely nothing, which was uploaded a mere three minutes later.
“Tommy just did a fat shit!”, typed her sister, Clara, “was wondering why he was so grumpy today!”
The photo is alleged to have immediately garnered several reactions and even a gif, prompting Tamara to find some praise by uploading her graduation pics to Instagram instead.
More to come.
