MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT
A group chat with a seemingly endless stream of memes, inside jokes, gossip and local news has abruptly plunged into a deathly hush. The culprit? A rogue member daring to suggest an unthinkable concept: meeting up in real life.
Jules Tristopher (26), the man behind the incident, dropped the bombshell late last night.
“Hey, does anyone want to go see that new Dune movie this week? It looks pretty cool,” The shockwave rippled through the group chat sending into complete silence.
It was as if he’d suggested some sort of violent crime.
“You just can’t do that sort of thing, that’s not what this group chat is for” Said one group chat member Noah Sutton (24).
“Yeah he’s a good mate, but there’s no way I’m being the first person to commit to something in that group chat.” Recounted another member.
As the dust settled, Jules contemplated the aftermath of his daring proposition.
“Look, I get that I was out of line for sending a message that wasn’t a funny tiktok or some juicy gossip about some dude we went to school with years ago, I just thought it would be nice to get the lads altogether for something other than drinking” he pondered
Meanwhile, the group chat slowly returned to its usual habitat of passive-aggressive one-liners.
