EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In what might be the only good news of the year, it can now be confirmed that a former king of the sesh will be coming out of retirement for New Years!
Once infamous for his ability to snort an ungodly amount of substances and stay awake for days at a time, James Mansfield 32, officially hung up his boat shoes six months ago to pursue a quieter life of ice baths, meditation, and 5am swims.
But according to the boys’ group chat, it’s on this New Years – and it seems like the grog monster will rear its head once more.
“Fellas, what’s the plan new years? ❄️”, James had messaged, which prompted ‘several people are typing’ to appear within seconds.
“JAAAAAMMMES YESSSS!”
“HE’S BACK BOYS!!!”
“HOLY FUCK!!!”
Chris, the newly appointed head of the sesh, promptly messages through a screenshot of their options for the night.
“Kets 200 a g, cokes 300??”
Several people begin typing again, but it is James who answers first.
“Porque no los dos?”
More to come.
