EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A group of women have today found themselves finding joy in small things after discovering they were all on the blob at the same time, it’s reported.
Sitting in a nearby cafe from their workplace, Alisha [25], Renee [28] and Taylor [23] were enjoying an impromptu before work coffee when they made the discovery, as they took turns doing their favourite activity – complaining about life, or gossiping about a coworker.
“Eugh I’ve got such a headache”, complained Alisha, pressing two fingers to her forehead as she’d dramatically winced, “does anyone have panadol?”
“I think I’ve got nurofen?”,Renee had answered, as she rifled around in her bag, “what’s that from babe? Are you stressed?”
“No, I get them every time I have my period, it’s so annoying.”
Pausing mid bag search, an enthusiastic Renee lets out a high pitched squeal, which is quickly echoed by Taylor.
“I HAVE MY PERIOD TOO!”
“YES ME TOO!”
“Oh my gosh when did it start!?”
“Three days ago I think?”
“OH MY GOSH SO DID MINE.”
“My started yesterday but cloooose.”
“Well I’m on the pill so you guys must be syncing to me.”
“Boss bitch hahaha.”
More to come.
