EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A French Quarter waiter has been forced to mentally prepare himself this weekend, after spotting a gaggle of boisterous middle aged women wearing kaftans heading his way, it’s reported.
As a boyishly handsome young man, Adrian Girard, 22, knows that even though this type of clientele will leave him a sizeable tip, he’s likely going to have to suffer through a lot of lewd comments and innuendos – especially given the three bottles of Mumm champers they just ordered.
“Hello ladies, what can I get you today?”, asks Adrian, knowing there’s a 70% chance they’ll ask if he’s on the menu.
“Ooooh, is that a French accent I hear?”, asks one who appears to be the leader of the group as she has the most gold bangles on her arm, “I was just telling Michelle that I looove a French accent.”
“Haha yes I am French, yes. Have you been?”
The woman is about to answer when her more inebriated friend [Michelle] leans over the table and lays on hand gently on Adrian’s arm, and enquires if he has a girlfriend as she ‘has a daughter around his age.”
“Ahh haha no, no girlfriend. Maybe one day.”
They all laugh, before another one pipes up that if she was his age, she’d be asking him for his number.
“Haha ladies you are too kind. Can I get you something to start off with?”
More to come.
