JAMIE HOTTAKE | Celeb | Contact
Woah! Look out Australia!
Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, is pregnant and the entire world is collectively chuffed for her!
As scores of displaced refugee children continue to die a slow, undignified and painful death at the hands of the Australian Parliament at their beachside concentration camp on Nauru, the visiting Royals are stealing our hearts.
Following media trends nationally, we here at The Advocate have decided to sign an online petition and leave a few hot tweets about the Morrison Government’s illegal detention of minors and shovel more pics of Megan’s baby bump down your gullets.
If you are making derogatory comments about the world’s favourite welfare recipients, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to step outside and discuss this further in the car park.