RORY SALAZAR | Property | Contact
Betoota’s most terrifying community FB page has just outdone itself, it has been confirmed.
The FB group, known as the ‘Hardcore Heights’, has thousands of members based predominantly out of the suburban hellhole that is Betoota Heights.
The page is notorious for being the ultimate toxic abyss of bullying, harassment and despair, where users leave their humanity at the door because it’s a weakness that will only be used against you there.
Despite the worst of human instincts constantly being on show within the group, a shocking claim made by one local bloke had the Hardcore Heights community reeling in horror today, after he announced that council has been waging a relentless, 45-year-long crusade to destroy him personally.
Gerald Dalton (72), the self-proclaimed target of this diabolical plot, described the daily ordeals he has faced since council’s alleged assault began. According to his post, his tormentors have employed a variety of unconventional tactics, ranging from not emptying his garbage bins to strategically planting potholes on his route to the supermarket.
These subtle yet insidious acts, designed to chip away at his sanity, brings into question the entire local government apparatus of the greater Betoota region.
Dalton’s strong sense of victimhood should have elicited sympathy from his Hardcore Heights comrades. However, members of the group did not seem quite so understanding.
One of the least offensive comment responses simply read: “Stupid inbred cunt.” Which reportedly came from his sister, Joan. Another commenter suggested that Dalton should consider bludgeoning himself to death to fix the problem.
As the controversy unfolds, conspiracy theorists have jumped on to Dalton’s claim. This has led to the creation of a splinter FB group of the more hardcore members of Hardcore Heights. Their purpose appears to be violently protesting at next week’s Meeting of Council.
It is unclear if Dalton himself will attend the protest, however he has since reposted to reinforce his original claim and also to abuse any naysayers.
“Takes an inbred to know one, Joan. Council won’t stop until they’ve taken everything from me.”
More to come.
