EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Ponds bloke has this week maliciously complied with his wife’s family photo idea, by rocking up the photoshoot with a face like a slapped arse and making it known to everyone, including the photographer, that he’d rather be anywhere else.
Sullenly looking at his feet as his wife Hayley ushered the kids into a pose, Matthew Hadden, 32, appeared hell bent on giving it the bare minimum, and being about as useless as tits on a bull.
Despite the photographer giving multiple ‘smile’ prompts, Matthew’s pained expression of forced joy would slip the moment the camera button was pressed, resulting in a rather frustrated Hayley giving him a rinse down.
“Matthew, for god’s sake, SMILE!”
“I AM smiling”, he’d muttered through gritted teeth.
It’s alleged that after one hour of pulling teeth, the photographer could be seen giving up, and assuring Hayley there’s ‘one in there some where.”
More to come.
