EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A woman coming in for her routine pap smear (or cervical screening, but nobody calls it that) has found herself feeling quite amused today, as her doctor felt the need to give her some ‘privacy to undress’ before diving into her cervix with a speculum, it’s reported.
Samara Devine [25] tells The Advocate that she finds the whole process rather funny and endearing, which are pretty much the last words you’d use to describe getting a pap smear.
“I mean, they always leave the room so you can undress, which is a nice sentiment I guess”, says Samara, “I suppose it would be rather odd to just drop your dacks in front of a doctor.”
“That would oddly intimate.”
“But it does seem kind of pointless to have privacy to get our knickers off.”
“Knowing they’ll soon be probing inside you like a hand grasping for the last chip in a pringle can.”
“It’s a bit redundant.”
More to come.
