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A local French Quarter pub smoking section has kicked into fifth gear after a local stay-at-home daughter, Poppy Yates (25), discovered half a handful of dexies at the bottom of her tote bag.
The discovery sparked a shared sense of euphoria among the five-person group of inner-city art school graduates, who were five hours deep into a passionate debate on the state of the world at 1:47 a.m.
The ADHD medication reportedly elevated the intensity of their left-wing talking points, shifting the discussion from inoffensive climate action to Maoist strategies for addressing landlords’ wealth hoarding.
Many veteran leftist thinkers worldwide are beginning to suspect that the miracle pill, originally created to treat ADHD, may now be driving the future of leftist political theory.
96 year old professor and public intellectual Noam Chomsky has stated, “Dexies are our last hope for younger leftists to come together and hash out a consensus on the correct course of action before the long night of late-stage capitalism engulfs us all.”
Although the smoking area group seemed to have reached a political consensus, they found it nearly impossible to stay on one topic for more than 90 seconds.
More to come.
