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The International Olympic Committee has announced a groundbreaking decision to add manu bombs to the Olympic diving event. The New Zealand team has commended the move by the committee.
For years, New Zealand has struggled to make its mark on the Olympic stage, with the nation’s medal hopes largely confined to the women’s power throwing events. However, with the inclusion of manu Bombs—a traditional Polynesian diving technique—in the diving competitions, Kiwi athletes finally have a chance to shine.
“It’s about time the IOC recognized the talent and athleticism of our divers,” declared a spokesperson for the New Zealand Olympic committee.
“Manu’s are an integral part of our cultural heritage, and I have no doubt that our athletes will make us proud on the world stage.”
The decision to incorporate Manu bombs into the diving events comes after years of lobbying from New Zealand’s sporting authorities, who argued that the inclusion of the traditional technique would not only diversify the event but also increase its popularity throughout the Polynesian world.
“Manu Bombs are a unique and spectacular form of diving that require skill, precision, and a degree of fearlessness.” Said a Kiwi spokesperson.
While some traditionalists have expressed skepticism about the inclusion of manu bombs in the diving events, arguing that it undermines the integrity of the sport, they quickly changed their minds once face to face with the NZ committee composed mainly of 6 foot tall Maori blokes that really enjoy manu’s.
As New Zealand’s finest manu bombers prepare for Paris 24, the nation eagerly awaits the opportunity to celebrate its newfound success
