EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
An angry car has defended Elon Musk’s ‘evocative hand gesture’ today, which strangely isn’t the weirdest thing to happen this year.
After overhearing our reporter Effie chat to her barista about the event, the angry car could be seen whipping out his phone to show her a photo he’d saved of Kamala Harris waving to the crowd at one of her rallies, which was clearly her doing the Nazi salute.
“AH, so he was clearly doing a Roman salute you stupid leftie CUCK”, smirks the car, “not everyone you disagree with is Hitler, you know.”
“And look, Kamala is doing the same thing. Guess she’s a Nazi too ha ha ha ha.”
Effie asks him to show us the video where the screenshot came from, but the angry car simply doubles down.
“Oh the tears are flowing! SORRRRRY, facts over feelings!”
The angry car shows her more photos, this time of Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton and Alexandria Ocasio Cortez doing the ‘Nazi salute.’
“Aw look, more Nazis! Everyone’s a Nazi!”
Again, Effie asks to see the videos where the screenshots come from. Again, the angry car ignores, before momentarily forgetting we live in Australia and not America.
“Having a little tantrum are you, libtard?”
Effie goes to reply but the angry car simply lets out a slow, exaggerated fart and drives away.
More to come.
