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In breaking news the lads are going to Europe and as usual it’s been left up to just one bloke to organise the entire trip.
As he was the only one who took maths in high school Jonothan ‘John Boy’ Boise (23) will be booking flights and accommodation for the four week crawl he and his five mates will be making.
One detail Boise hasn’t shared with his five mates is that they will also be joined by orbiting friend Drew Dandle (22), one of the absolute all-time pests.
“Nah, he’s not so bad, he’s actually heaps chill,” stated Boise, failing to convince even himself.
“As long as he doesn’t drink or do any drugs he’s fine. He might be a problem in Amsterdam. And Berlin. And anywhere else we go that serves alcohol.”
“He needs this, he’s been having a really tough time for the past three or four years.”
The other group members were made aware of Dandle’s inclusion in the lads trip when Boise set up a new group chat including Dandle and acted like the new pest was always there and not an alien parasite that needed to be shoved out of the airlock.
“Yeeeeeew, this is gonna be siiiiiiiiiick cuuuuuuunts!” stated Dandle, in a message that was seen by everyone.
“John Boy, you all good if I get you back to the cost of everything a bit later on?”
Sensing a horrible holiday on the horizon, the five non-contributing/non-pest members of the gang started their own group chat to talk about how fucked the situation is.
“No way is that little fuckwit coming! Is he even allowed to leave the country right now?” demanded one of the lads.
“I’m thinking maybe we should have helped with the organising more…”
