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BROTHER EW: A local grub has had his dirty habits on full display yesterday evening, after accidentally getting exposed by a blacklight for wearing one of his crusty old Tshirts to a nightclub.
The grub in question, Nathan Bennett, is said to have been invited to a cheeky Thursday night out by some mates kicking on after ANZAC day activities, to Betoota’s newest nightclub, ‘Club Dredd.’
However, in his bid to get out of the door quickly, Nathan had made the mistake of grabbing a tshirt he left crumpled on the floor on the right hand side of bed, which nearby punters suggest may have been used for nefarious purposes – seeing as Nathan soon found himself becoming a one man disco.
Unsure why no chicks wanted to come anywhere near him, it wasn’t until one of Nathan’s enquired why his shirt was lighting up like a Christmas – prompting a very defensive Nathan to protest that must be toothpaste, you fucking dirty bastards.
More to come.
