EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
THE PALLIATIVE CARE PALETTE: A bloke from Betoota Heights has confirmed that colour is a big no no for his bachelor pad, having chosen to ‘decorate’ his entire apartment in fifty shades of grey, it’s reported.
Having finally secured a one bedroom apartment after a decade of share house living, James Monaghan, 32, wasted no time in giving his space a bit of personal touch with an interior style best described as ‘the waiting room of a doctor clinic.’
Showing our reporter a lifeless looking light grey couch, which is perched in front of a massive plasma TV, James explains that he didn’t really put any thought into decorating, but just figured grey goes with everything anyway.
“I don’t know, I guess I like that industrial look”, says James, opening the door to his bedroom which looks like a palliative care room, “what’s wrong with that?”
When asked if he considered adding some life into the space, James admitted that he briefly contemplated having some colour – namely, red – but ultimately decided against it.
“I almost went with dark navy sheets.”
“I guess that’s a colour?”
More to come.
