EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local bloke has this week been praised for being upfront about his dating intentions, by rocking an outfit that quickly notified every woman at French Quarter Pavillion that has absolutely no intention of settling down any time soon.
Sporting a Venroy linen shirt, a Whoop watch and a pair of boat shoes without any socks (also known as the complete fuckboy set) Josh Mathers, 27, made his intentions of the night very clear – he’s here for one night, and one night only!
Speaking to a couple of women who frequent the pavilion, The Advocate learns that the establishment is a popular haunting ground for fuckboys, and that any girl in need of a short term romp knows that the ‘Frenchy Pav’ is the place to be.
“Oh yeah, all fuckboys wear linen”, confirms Cara Stevens, 24, “it’s like their uniform.”
“And they’ve usually got that stupid broccoli haircut too.”
Cara’s mate Chelsea also confirms this, stating that she knows to steer clear of linen men – especially if they’ve popped a lot of buttons.
“Yep, avoid like the plague.”
More to come.
