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A local woman has found herself in an anime style conundrum today after finding herself halfway through an extremely keen dork’s Instagram stories.
Like anyone who is just waiting for the day to be over so we can all go home and feed our various addictions, local uni student Leah Carol (19) found herself looking through her Instagram stories.
During this exercise in nihilism, Carol stumbled across the Instagram stories of Rauri Campion (21) a fella who she had a group assignment with last year.
According to Carol, she was halfway through a series of Instagram stories which appeared to be panels from various anime with novelty heavy metal tunes over the top before she remembered Rauri would be able to see she had just viewed three minutes worth of his impermanent content.
“Oh fuck,” stated Carol, who threw her phone across the room and closed her blinds just to be safe.
“Shit, why did I do that? I just gave him way too much attention, I’m basically his first kiss now!”
Carol then chose to listen to some music to take her mind off the upcoming DM she would definitely be receiving, much in the same way the band that played on the Titanic probably had one or two active audience members.
“Uuuh, hi, lol,” read the DM that will definitely go unanswered.
“Do you like Naruto as well? I used to watch it with my friend Bella but we don’t talk anymore now lol. Did you end up buying that magic bullet you were talking about? I’m trying to drink more juice lol.”
“Hey, here’s a fun fact about pineapple juice…”
