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Local Italian, Brad De Luca (32) reckons this is gonna be the summer of local Italian, Brad De Luca (32).
The former Betoota Mutts prem grade flanker turned socially alcoholic roofer reckons if he can get in 100 rounds of boxing before Christmas, and maybe 10 to 15 kilometres a day on the assault bike, he’s gonna be an absolute sex icon by Christmas Eve down at the Bottom Pub.
It’s quite clear to everyone on the jobsite this morning that Brad is feeling himself, after bouncing back from the bloated pisswreck we remember during the 2020 Grand Final Spring Carnival Bender
While he isn’t exactly being encouraged to keep up his very public display of self-love, the husky Mediterranean has received enough giggles to begin moving his hips like John Travolta at smoko this arvo.
His dancing has resulted in some high-pitched che-hoos from the Kiwi scaffolders. Brad begins to sensually peel his high-vis singlet up.
“Have a go at the rig” he says.
“Get to know it!”
“This is what you lads should be aspiring to”
He is now fully committed to taking off his lid, as the entire jobsite begins to look, with some workmates verbally sighing.
“Not this again” mutters one carpenter.
“Fucking hell, Brad” says another.
However, Brad is given a new lease of confidence after Cheryl, the leathery 65-year-old bird who runs the pie van, gives an ear-drum-perforating wolf whistle from across the site.
Brad begins to swing the singlet around his head, while still shuffling his boots and swinging his hips like he’s on a New York City dance floor in Saturday Night Fever.
“Come back at look at this in a week” he reckons.
“The summer rig is almost there aye fellas!”
At time of press, Brad was copping a dressing down from his foreman, after the received several sternly-worded complaints from the headmistress of the Catholic All Girls School they are currently building a new gymnasium for.
