EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Local mum Debra Stewart has today been praised for exchanging a few pleasantries before loudly observing her daughter’s acne troubles, which she did so in the bluntest way possible.
It’s alleged the daughter in question, Steph, had thought she’d been doing a good job concealing her bumps, only to have her hopes dashed just five minutes into seeing her mother. Despite living only half an hour from her family home, Steph had become a typical city dweller who very rarely ventured more than 15km out of the CBD, especially as she didn’t have a car and catching the train on the weekend was always a bit of a battle. Additionally, being in the suburbs always oddly depressed her, which is undoubtedly one of the most yuppie things anyone could say.
Catching an Uber to her parent’s house, seeing it was past 12pm on a Saturday and they were no doubt half pissed on savvy b, Steph had almost forgotten how socially inept her mother was. But not to worry, she was quickly reminded.
“Steph! So good to see you, it’s been SO long!”
“How are you dear?”
Going in for a hug, Steph lets out a sigh as her mother stops to scrutinise the constellation of zits breaking out on her chin – the perks of coming off hormonal contraception.
“Oh you’ve broken out a lot!”
“What’s caused that?”
More to come.
