EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local woman has yet again decided that every single item of clothing she owns is ugly and outdated, and that the only rational move is to spend thousands of dollars completely rehauling her wardrobe, it’s reported.
Bec Parkes, 29, tells the Advocate that she feels this motivation roughly ‘once a year’, and is positive that if she can hone in on her style, she might finally have her life together.
“I just don’t know how to dress, I honestly have no fucking idea what I’m doing”, explains Bec, “I just wish I was one of those people who knew how to piece clothing together.”
“I got the shits today because I realised the jeans I’ve been wearing three times a week for the past year are actually fucking ugly.”
Bec says she usually just wears a tank top and jeans, and rotates between three pairs of shoes.
“I just don’t know what my style is. Sometimes I like the hippie look, and then sometimes I want to be goth.”
“And then sometimes I want to be really feminine and wear dresses but I also like streetwear.”
“I don’t fucking know.”
More to come.
