EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Betoota Heights woman has today successfully wrangled her way back into her ex’s life, by inquiring how he’s doing with all this ‘NBA stuff going on.’
Despite not giving a single fuck about basketball, Lisa Lewisham, 28, figured this would be the perfect opportunity to strike up a conversation with he ex of three weeks – who had been no contact until now.
“I was going to wait until his birthday in late February and swing him a happy birthday text, but this way better”, says Lisa, “I knew he wouldn’t be able to resist.”
Lisa, is of course referring to the Dallas Mavericks trading 25-year-old Luka Doncic, who was set have a long career with the franchise, to the LA Lakers, in exchange for 31 year old Anthony Davis – a trade that has been deemed ‘shocking’ and ‘bizarre.’
“I messaged saying how nuts this whole trade stuff is and how I reckon something suss must be going on behind the scenes, and he replied within thirty seconds”, says Lisa, “I didn’t even know players could be traded? Like they’re stock? Do they not get a say in the whole thing?That’s so weird to me.”
“Anyway, we’re meeting up for coffee this Saturday.”
More to come.
