EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A woman cuddling up with her boyfriend has had a strong urge to crawl inside him, in what can be described as a psychopathic love urge.
Snuggling into him as close as humanly possible, Anita Lewis, 28, finds it’s not enough to have skin to skin contact, she needs to physically be inside him.
And not in a sexual way. No, Anita wants to wear him like a suit. She wants to burrow into him like one of those giant sandworms in Dune. Like the scarab beetles in the Mummy.
Wrap him around her like Bear Grylls crawling inside the carcass of a camel.
“I wish I could crawl inside you”, Anita explains to her boyfriend, who just looks confused, “but like, not in a creepy way.”
“But that is creepy”, says Adam, “like, really creepy.”
Overwhelmed by her feelings of intense carnivorous love, Anita simply bites him on the shoulder in reply.
He just doesn’t get it.
More to come.
