EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
Local woman Alicia Grimley [25] is thankful for the humidity in Betoota Heights today.
Ordinarily, she’s not one to appreciate it, if not for the absolute havoc it wreaks on her hair, but for the persistent boob sweat.
But today, Alicia has been able to witness firsthand, one of the hottest, most sluttiest things a man can do, which is roughly the equivalent of a woman rocking knee high socks.
Her boyfriend Jason has been forced to roll up the sleeves of his collared white shirt, exposing his strong, tradie forearms.
And by god, is Alicia entertaining some absolutely feral thoughts.
This phenomenon, known as ‘weird shit women find hot’, tends to be quite random, and includes things such as putting an arm around the passenger headrest whilst effortlessly parallel parking, catching a sneak peak of his happy trail mid stretch, or having really, really nice hands.
Weirdly, Jason wearing a short sleeved shirt does not have the same effect on Alicia, which she can only chalk up to the fact that rolling one’s sleeves places more emphasis on the forearms, and that a nice pair of veiny boys must be a sign of good health.
Whatever the case, Alicia will enjoy it while it lasts, as she knows the moment she tells Jason she finds it hot, he’ll never, ever roll up his sleeves again.
More to come.
