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A local man is facing stinging criticism today after his attempts at trying to resolve conflict at a local train station yesterday.
The 33-year-old man named Chris Koslch, unlike many other men, doesn’t adhere to the oft-touted theorem of toxic masculinity.
So he didn’t attempt to resolve the conflict by threatening to knock the other bloke out and entering into a peacocking display until someone wins the bluff, or the two come to blows.
Instead, he simply tried to pretend the situation was not happening, staring awkwardly at some weird advertising banner on the other side of the tracks.
The situation occurred on the T3 line out to the ponds, when a local lad caught accountant Kolsch looking in his direction.
While many would think it somewhat reasonable that a young shirtless man blasting some gutter rap out of his phone drinking a long neck be the subject of a few looks from other commuters, the man at the centre of the scene yesterday certainly did not.
However, Brayden Smith, the 23-year-old shirtless Eshay who was the subject of some stray glances, was far from flattered and zeroed in on Kolsch.
”Something wrong with ya eyes cunts” barked the young Rockstar energy drink enthusiast.
“You wanna gee-oh?”
At which point Kolsch became visibly uncomfortable.
“I’ll do you right here in front of the grannies I don’t give a fuck you fat cunt” the eshay finally yelled at Kolsch realising the battle was won.
Thankfully the train rolled in and Kolsch scuttled up into a different carriage to shamefully pass the time until commute finished at the Ponds.
