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A mate that has been a bit naughty over the last few months has thrown out a proposition. He reckons this pub is shit and that he’s got plenty of grog back at his place.
Benson (23) has always been keen for a big night out, but ever since his string of drink driving offences and a rather violent confrontation with some dumb bushies at the Ekka last year, he’s really trying to keep it tidy.
This is mainly because Benson is on a court-appointed curfew which could probably see him thrown into the can if gets spotted in a licensed venue after 10pm.
The rest of his mates try to be as gentle with him as possible, knowing that he’s going to be suffering cabin fever over the next six months.
After accidentally finding himself in the frame of the night club photo guys camera, Benson is starting to get a bit jumpy.
“Don’t put that on Facebook cunt. I’m not meant to be here”
“Go fuck yourself” he says to the cameraman, before turning back to his mates and pushing for an early exit.
“Come on. Tell the chicks to come back to my place. It’ll be better than this joint”
After an annoying campaign to have all of his mates change their entire plans to suit his legal status, Benson I essentially told to fuck off and that no one is really keen on pissing up on his verandah while his old man inside watching movies.
“Fucking hell” he says.
“What about after?”
“I’ll be up. Like 2, 3 AM. Doesn’t matter. Let me know”
