KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | Contact
One of Betoota’s most unfollowed micro-influencers has been spotted out shopping today, looking to buy a salacious book cover that will really pop on her Instagram stories.
Perusing the ‘self-development’ section of Barry Bogtrotter Books in Betoota Westfield, local social media executive Britnee Walters (26) was seen picking up several titles and putting them back down again, frustrated that their colour schemes didn’t quite match her current summer wardrobe.
With summer holidays fast approaching, it’s believed Britnee has been desperate to find a book that: a) has an aesthetically pleasing cover, and b) includes some form of provocative title that will signal to her followers that she won’t be taking any shit in 2025.
After considering several titles including ‘The F*ck It Formula’, ‘The Anti-Dating Playbook’, and ‘OWN IT: Master of My Own Fcking Universe’, Britnee complained to The Advocate that she was struggling to find the perfect book with the right cover artwork.
“The names are good, but the book covers are a bit yuck,” Britnee sighed, tossing a copy of ‘How to Stop Dating Idiots’ back into a nearby discount bin.
“I’ve got a blue and white striped beach towel, so I want a pastel pink cover, maybe block yellow text, and definitely no pictures.”
“I’ll definitely hard launch it with a picture of the book flat-lay style on the sand, so the colours have to work or it’s not even worth buying.”
Settling on a copy of “Manifest Money, Move Mountains” by Ashley Cosmic, Brittnee took a moment to frame up the shot on the book by a nearby window, just to make sure it really popped well in sunlight.
“Yeah this is the one, the type face is really giving…”
“Hopefully I can find a free audiobook version so I don’t even have to open a page.”
