EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
As conspiracies around the missing royal Kate Middleton continue to grow wilder, a local mother and daughter duo have found themselves dedicating at least thirty minutes of their mornings to a royal rehash, which has now taken over the time usually dedicated to discussing awful crimes they read about in the news.
Calling her mum during her lunch break today, an enthusiastic Lara Tynan, 27, was able to divulge some information she found after scouring the ‘Kate’ hashtag on X, regarding the very odd photoshopped image of Kate Middleton and her children, George, Charlotte and Louis.
“Okay so apparently Kate’s face in the photo is the exact same pose from a Vogue cover she did in 2016”, explained Lara, “so people reckon she’s been photoshopped.”
“But now apparently Kate has posted on X saying that she was sorry and that she was just experimenting with editing? I just can’t see her using Photoshop, can you?”
“Hmm that is strange”, countered Debbie, “but if William took the photo, why is Kate editing it?”
“That’s exactly what I thought!…but then someone did an equalised histogram of the luminance gradient which apparently shows if there’s been editing, and nothing came up?”
“Right, right”, mused Debbie, “but if Kate was okay, surely the quickest way to stop these rumours would be for her to step out in public?”
“There’s something fishy going on for sure.”
More to come.
