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There have been reports of absolute scenes down at the underground Coles carpark in lower Betoota Heights after a daughter failed to remind her grown mother to remember to take her shopping bags into the supermarket.
Witnesses were alerted to the incident after Janelle, the mother of Jessica, was scene storming back to her 2016 silver Lexus while muttering things like “fuck” and “useless child.”
Speaking with a reporter, Jessica explained that this kind of ‘memory buck passing’ is quite common in their household.
“I don’t know why it’s my responsibility to remember her shit, I’m not Siri”
“Maybe that’s why her and dad always ask me to remember stuff for them, because they’re luddites and they literally don’t know reminder apps exist.”
According to Apple data obtained exclusively by the Advocate, it can be proved that Boomers actually don’t know how to use the reminder function on their iPhones and in fact just end up abusing Siri.
It’s not yet known if Janelle has taken responsibility for her own actions or if she somehow still blames her daughter for forgetting something that was clearly not hers to remember.
More to come.
