EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT
A completely out of context selfie from a mate has told a local bloke everything he needs to know about tonight’s plans, before he even had to ask.
It’s alleged a bored Roy Gibbs had settled up his last job for the afternoon when he received the mercurial message from his friend Tony, which included a very blurry selfie and not a single line of dialogue.
Showing The Advocate the photo in question, Roy explains that the hard part now will be trying to figure out where on earth Tony is and who is he with, seeing as the photo suggests his mate may be on his last legs – that is, unless he can get a tactical vom in before he reaches blackout mode.
However, Rob reckons he can bet the usual suspects Tim and Dave will likely be present at whoever’s house they’ve ended up at, so as long as he can get in contact with one of them within the next hour, he should be able to procure enough details to piece together this very perplexing puzzle. That, and double checking who’s shared their location on snap maps.
Downing a can of blended rum left in his fridge with alarming speed, Roy figures he’ll have to quickly play catch up, otherwise he might be forced into babysitting.
More to come.
