ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact
The halcyon days of nightlife in Sydney is set to return after the incumbent NSW Government announced today that they’ve earmarked a parcel of land next to the Second Sydney Airport site at Badgerys Creek to build a dedicated nightlife district.
The move comes after Gladys Berejiklian’s government face criticism this morning after they elected to ban the Defqon 1 Music Festival from operating after two revellers tragically passed away over the weekend from suspected drug overdoses.
“Here, the revellers will be free to revel as much as they want,” said Berejiklian.
The district, which will be named by a popular poll early next year, will be zoned entirely for commercial property – meaning there will be no residents there to complain about noise and people pissing on their front doors.
“While a police station and medical facility will be built on the site, it will effectively be a lawless and fun as Kings Cross, Darlinghurst, the CBD, Darling Harbour and The Rocks were in the lead up to the Sydney Olympics,”
“Anyone alive and getting beaned out of their brains every weekend during that time can vouch for that. Of course, things like RSA and other licencing laws will be enforced, it will only be enforced to a Berlin level. Smoking will be allowed everywhere,”
“I trust this matter is now closed.”
More to come.
