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An office extrovert has once again reminded her colleagues that she is, in fact, “being naughty”, simply by eating a biscuit.

Sue Walters (56), has allegedly made this same declaration every single morning tea since starting at Betoota Heights Insurance Solutions 20 years ago. 

Despite, being the main contributor to the office tea room biscuit stash, Sue insists on loudly performing her internal conflict in front of her exhausted colleagues, every single time. 

“Oooh, I shouldn’t, but I will, you guys are such a bad influence!” she announced today.

Her colleagues, who had been enjoying their silence before the weekly all-staff meeting, exchanged knowing glances but refused to engage.

“She says that every single time,” muttered Josh Le from IT. “She’s never not had one.”

“Oooh we’ve got Tim Tams in today, what a treat!” Sue exclaimed.

“Alright, fine I’ll be naughty: Sue told no one in particular, gleefully grabbing a Tim Tam.

“So naughty!” Sue chuckled,

Angie Harlow the EA has to turn away from Sue to roll her eyes, “Last week, she had four Monte Carlos and blamed us for ‘making her’ do it,” added another colleague.

Sue was seen staring wistfully at the communal biscuit plate before sighing dramatically and reaching for a second Tim Tam.

“I’ll have to go to the gym after this,” she announced to the room.

Sources close to Sue confirm that she will not,in fact, be going to the gym.

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