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A seedy old bloke who thinks people see more humour than sleaze in his one-liners has today declared that he is sweet enough, and doesn’t need sugar in his coffee.
The 72-year-old has today failed to amuse the waitstaff of his local Betoota coffee shop, Bella’s Coffee, after cracking the same one-liner for the 43rd time since he started frequenting the place.
The employees of Bella’s Coffee, all females under the age of 20, say that it would be fine if the old codger was one of those cute kinds of old people and not one of those sleazy, thinks-he-could-root-us kinds of old people.
“He’s just a bit too generous with the lower back touching” says Isabelle, an 18-year-old local girl.
“If he came in here with pictures of his wife and shit I’d be much more into him, but he’s cracking these sleazy zingers all day”
The old bloke is also known to throw around comments about ‘dressing for the weather’ to the young girls – and requesting a bit more neckline.
“I’d slap him if he didn’t look like it’d bust a hip” says shift manager, Anna
“But he could at least tip if we are going to have to put up with this shit”
