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Despite owning a three-piece suit, one local salesman claims to have enough taste to enjoy the finer things in life.
Sam Willett, of Montague Street in Betoota Grove, explained candidly to The Advocate that he loves curling up on the couch with a glass of red and watching some foreign cinema.
He even drives a Citroen.
Part of the year, he lives in Melbourne, which is where he left from this morning on his way back to the Desert Capital.
However, he told our reporters that he did plan on eating anything but the pain of mild hunger got the best of him.
“I had the worst sandwich I’ve ever had in my life,” he said.
“And it cost $11.90. A bottle of water to wash it down was a flat five. Who the fuck are these people? How do they get away with this?”
“Do not tell me it’s a problem with the rents. There are so many uppity dickheads who won’t even read this but will tell you airport food is expensive because of the rent. Does it look like I care? I care about not getting ripped off when I come to the airport.”
The shop where Sam purchased the transit delicacy was ambiguously named, The Brunch Spot, which only further upset him.
More to come.
