EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A Queensland girl has officially become a woman this weekend, having decided to water down a glass of painfully cheap chardonnay because it was too tangy.
Friends of April Lindemann, 27, report that the milestone event took place on Saturday evening at a casual gathering among friends, where Lindemann, once known for proudly sipping lukewarm Passion Pop straight from the bottle, calmly reached for the ice tray without a second thought.
“I don’t know, it just tasted way too strong all of a sudden”, admits April, who’s been purchasing the same $14 bottle of ‘Mums Gunt’ for the past three years, “maybe it was off or something.”
Unbeknownst to April, putting a few ice cubes in your wine is just a part of reaching the next level of adulthood, as your body begins to struggle handling everything from alcohol and drugs, to spices and milk.
