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A Betoota Ponds pup has been spotted looking more depressed than usual, after a routine operation saw the one year old pug breathing properly for the first time in his entire life.
Frank, aptly named after the pug from Men In Black, is said to have gone in to get neutered after ‘humping everything in the house’, when his owners reported a significant change in his personality, stating that the once happy go lucky pup looked more pathetic than usual.
Though the owners are perplexed at this sudden change, the vet in charge of taking away Frank’s gonads says that unfortunately this is quite common amongst brachycephalic dogs after they ‘feel what it’s like to not breathe through a straw anymore.’
Dr Stephen Parker speaks to The Advocate about this phenomenon.
“Yeah humans are fucked and pugs should not exist”, says Parker, bluntly, “the poor cunts can’t breathe properly.”
“You should see the sparkle in their eyes when we shove that breathing tube in.”
“It’s quite sad, actually.”
More to come.
