EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
A local man has heavily hinted that he might be back on the market with a mysterious new Facebook photo, it’s reported.
The man in question, Daniel Hodgens, is alleged to have changed his cover photo at around 12:53 am Friday morning to a picture of him and his mates on an alcohol-fueled bender. The image was reportedly captured a couple of weekends prior to the breakup, which sources say may have been the final straw for the relationship.
Dan, however, reckons he’s pretty excited to be back on the market again, citing that he wants ‘nothing more than to get loose with the boys.’
Which in his own way, means desperately trying to mask the pain of heartbreak by distracting himself with as many illicit substances as possible.
Speaking to The Advocate today, a glassy eyed Dan insists he’s got a new lease on life now that he doesn’t have to constantly deal with someone concerned with his well being.
“The sesh gremlin is BACK.” “With some help from the boys haha. Jack and Jim that is haha.”
“It’s all happening bro, jaws swinging harder than a nightclub toilet door.”
It’s unknown whether his sudden reemergence into social media will do anything for his personal life, but at least the boys think it’s pretty funny. More to come.
