EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
After yet again finding herself in trouble for using her boyfriend’s kitchen knives the ‘wrong way’, local woman Kinsley Rivers has decided she’s fucking down playing this game.
First it was ‘oh you can’t put them in the dishwasher!’, which is fair enough, seeing as Kinsley can understand how that could blunt them. But then it was ‘you can’t cut frozen food!’ and ‘you can’t cut crusted bread!’ and ‘did you remember to wipe it down?’
But it was when Ben had admonished her not using the knife at the ‘right angle’, that really sent Kinsley over the edge.
“Please just tell me what I CAN do with these knives!”
“I can’t twist it or angle it sideways, otherwise it breaks.”
“If I don’t wipe it down or accidentally leave in the sink, it rusts.”
“If they’re so fucking good, why are they so fragile!”
Letting out a frustrated huff, Kinsley says she misses having her old shitty kitchen knives instead of these ‘diva knives.’
“I feel like this is the knife equivalent of owning a French Bulldog.”
“Expensive and nothing but problems!”
More to come.
