EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact
In some rather banal news, it can be confirmed that working out while listening to the John Wick soundtrack is the secret to keeping momentum, and turning the most casual gym goers into a weaponised version of themselves.
Speaking to a couple of dude bros at Betoota’s most popular gym, ‘The Sweat Hole’, our reporter learns that songs such as ‘John Wick Mode’ and ‘No Way’ are the modern version of listening to ‘Lose Yourself’ by Eminem.
“I know it’s lame as fuck, but I feel so badass listening to John Wick soundtrack”, admits Jarred, 28, army jerk, “it makes me feel primal.”
“I just wish the gym had that pink lighting, maybe some fog machines.”
Another bloke, Tom, who’s a spreadsheet warrior from the French Quarter, admits that he too, can get around to a bit of Wick as well.
“If I ever feel like I can’t be fucked working out, I put on all those songs in the nightclub scene from John Wick 1”, says Tom, “it makes me lock in immediately.”
“I tell ya, it’s the secret.”
More to come.
